Is She Serious: Anne Hathaway

Why? Why why why Anne, do you feel the need to blindly follow Rachel Zoe when she says you look bananas? You look bananas, like you should be sent to the loony bin for finally losing any grasp on sanity. The crop top grandma sweater paired with ruffle polka dot silk pants??? In what universe is this a good look? Stick with more traditional outfits Anne, you are a classic girl with zero edge. Something this kooky is better suited for Chloe Sevigny or Winona Ryder, just leave it to the nutters pros.

Is She Serious: Jennifer Love Hewitt

On Wednesday, I was flipping through the celebrity tabloids, aka my special time, and I came across this picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hawaii. Now I know what you are thinking, that I am going to make some negative comment and tear her to shreds about this bikini photo. Well readers, you are wrong. That is not my focus because girlfriend looks great and I won't be taking that away from her. My issue lies on her fingers and toes, mainly the later. What you can't see as well in this photo but could see clear as day in the tabloid, GIRL HAS THE DREADED DOUBLE FRENCH MANICURE ON HER FINGERS AND TOES.

This is for me one of the worst fashion faux pas someone can make in this day and age. In a time when any color and style is available to you, please, PLEASE don't give yourself a french manicure on your toes. There is no reason that all 20 nails be tipped in white to emulate long, healthy nails. GROSS. Sweetie, slap a red on those tootsies and call it a day. This current look your rocking seems as though your name should be Crystal and you love to bedazzle your cell phone.