Zanessa No More

Why is everyone so shocked that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens split? Yes they were together for a while, but it was the equivalent of a high school romance, which are NEVER meant to last. What is so shocking is not that they broke up, but that it took Zac this long to drop the dead weight. His star has continued to rise, while Vanessa and her mediocre voice have made movies like BandSlam, Beastly, and Sucker Punch. She should seriously reconsider her career path and look into nursing school or something. Look, I'm sure she's a nice girl and all, but to be a real star in Hollywood you have to actually do something worth while, not ride on the coattails of your steamy, successful boyfriend on all the red carpets. I'll be happy when she starts fading into oblivion and I no longer am punished with her annoying babyface in all my Zac Efron paparazzi shots. Zac is just a good jewish boy at heart and all he needs is the right jewish girl to boss him around and have a freshly baked noodle kugel ready when he gets home from filming....call me.


*image from People.com